Corn Your Face Hoodie

Front for the joke, back for the name.

The emblem sits on the chest, corn stalk and roots inside the circle with the sunrise crescent behind it. Then ACOUSTIC SYNDICATE runs bold across the back, big enough to read from the far side of a parking lot or the back of a van.

Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly at 8 oz. Substantial enough for a cold field in October, not so heavy you're carrying it around in July. Seamless tubular knit, so it drapes clean instead of bunching at the sides.

Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord, roomy kangaroo pocket, tear-away label so nothing itches. This is the layer that ends up permanently in the back seat, and that's the correct place for it.

The fine print that matters

• 50/50 cotton-poly midweight at 8.0 oz for warmth with a soft hand
• Seamless tubular knit for cleaner fit and less fabric waste
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Roomy kangaroo pocket
• Tear-away label
• OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes, meets safety compliance standards
• Front emblem and back wordmark print

Care

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Low iron, and never directly on the print. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Do not dry clean.